Technology: GTA San Andreas: Coffee Date Uncensored

GTA San Andreas: Coffee Date Uncensored

Originally posted on GTASanAn.com

A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of San An for the girlfriend “missions”. With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriends’ house when you stop in for “coffee”, but also to make a little mini-game of it. Now, with the magic of user-editable files on the PC, PatrickW was able to unlock the uncensored “coffee” segments for all to play with. Here’s a few screens, but be warned, they might be a bit on the NSFW side…

I caught this story on /. and now, of course, GTASanAn is running slower than Jesus, my wonderfully obese Mexican neighbor.

If you’ve ever played GTA: San Andreas on one of your consoles or on your PC, you are well acquainted with the “date” scenarios. In case you aren’t, CJ is able to take a woman out on dates to restaurants and for rides. When the progress bar reaches a certain level, CJ’s girlfriend invites him in for some coffee AKA sex. Normally you’re only able to hear her moans and CJ’s commands. But now, with the Hot Coffee Mod for the PC version, you’re able to see, hear, and direct.

And check out these slightly censored screens: