Posts Tagged ‘Christian’

Deceptive Cadence

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

I see that Obama has chosen Rick Warren to lead a prayer at his inauguration. Most Americans don’t know that Warren is, in reality, a giant douchebag. Warren presents as a mild-mannered and soulful Christian man; the type of man to whom all White Christian housewives are attracted.

I am unsure as to the amount of love Damon Linker receives from Christian women. He appears to be a socio-political blogger for The New Republic who becomes high strung when criticized:

But the fact that Warren holds these views is precisely what places him on “other side of the cultural/religious divide.” So liberals are in fact angry about Obama’s choice because it’s reaching out to someone on the other side. Conversely, if he had picked a pro-choice, pro-gay-marriage preacher to give the invocation, then this would have been someone from the liberal side of the culture war and so liberals would have cheered it.

Let me make this as clear as possible: If you, a Christian like Warren, believe that homosexuality is akin to pedophilia; if you, a Christian like Warren, espouse paranoia and a persecution complex; or, if you, a Christian like Warren, claim that you have “many gay friends”, you are a liar (and I suppose that means you should be delivering the invocation at a presidential inauguration in America).

As for Linker’s “side-taking,” white versus black and red versus blue are examples of sides. Though folks like Linker may appreciate your intense efforts to masturbate in the dark, because you are not constrained by the same principle as non-liars, you do not have a “side.” Regardless of what Warren tells you, the end that you’ve chosen to puruse is a meaningless and pathetic denial of reality.

I’m Voting & I’m Voting Obama

Saturday, November 1st, 2008

I agree that the two major political parties are, more or less, “two sides of the same coin”. I’m aware that the bases of both parties are apt to exaggerate the importance of their preferred issues. I believe that the two-party system is a byproduct of thought reduction and profit potential.

Frankly, I don’t care about any of that.

I consider myself both nihilist and existentialist. I have full knowledge that meaning manifests from within and that meaning from without is forcibly injected and robs an individual of his agency. But at this stage of my life, if I am mentally and physically prepared to create life, I must be equally willing to create meaning.

And the fairest way to create meaning for another is to remove from daily life those forces that seek to strip all of humanity of independence, reason, accountability, and dignity. Even if my action, voting Obama, is ultimately a symbolic gesture, influence is won through argument informed by intelligence and experience. Apathy attracts no one.

These soul-stifling forces represent a pernicious infection that has rotted the already decomposing core of the Republican party. Off the top of my head, there are four:

  • The first force is American exceptionalism. In short, American exceptionalism is the belief that, because American intention is fundamentally good and part of God’s destiny for all, all any action taken on behalf of America is fundamentally good. Incidentally, this sort of exceptionalism is, by and large, not unique to America. This pernicious belief facilitates, perpetuates, and expands economic and battlefield warfare. Though by nature of the position Obama may make the same decisions as McCain, Obama at least acknowledges that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
  • The second force is Christian Dominionism. Seeing the world through us-verses-them lenses, Dominionists intend to take over all federal and societal institutions. They received a huge boost from Bush II:  In exchange for access, the fundamentalists who beat the Dominionist drums, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and Tony Perkins, convinced their flocks to forgive and forget the atrocities committed in the name of American exceptionalism. Their march will continue unabated during a McCain presidency.
  • The third force is anti-intellectualism. What began as resentment towards the liberal-bourgeoisie and the effete elite inevitably became a lifestyle of anti-intellectualism championed by the populist vein of the McCain platform and the fervid proletarian right. This is evidenced by the absurd promotion of the “Joe the Plumber” stereotype and a vice-presidential candidate who, in all probability, has read neither an essay nor an article pertaining to the First Amendment since high school.
  • The fourth force is the easy production of manufactured and contradictory character assassinations. The blog, The Toot, cleverly summarizes the charges leveled against Obama:  “Obama is a Marxist Muslim Arab Jesus Black White Terrorist Technocrat Racist Do-Gooder Liberal FDR Stalin Hilter Commie Fascist Gay Womanizing Naive Cynical Insider Noob Boring Radical Unaccomplished Elite Slick Gaffe-Prone Pedophile Pedophile-Seducing Liberation Theology Atheist Etc. & Anti-Etc. with a bunch of scary friends from – wait for it! – the Nineteen Hundred And Sixties.” Also, “a chicken shit”. I am under no illusion that an Obama presidency will put an end to as ad hominem fallacy; I believe that, when confronted by an abundance of absurd accusations, future candidates will be able to defend themselves with a reference to the Obama success.

A Strangely Isolated Place

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

The Freedom of Choice Act is not pro-choice. At this point I hope all people supporting Obama understand that he is pro-ABORTION. I hate to sound so single issue but seriously 3500 babies are killed every day in the US and Obama wants to increase this number. That’s like 7 million babies since the start of the war in Iraq. and nobody seems to care cuz Obama is the hip, cool vote. Es absurdo! qué pena

I like to imagine that one day, before the alien takeover, most of our more nutty citizens will move to Alaska and be our secesh neighbors of the northwest. In their own country, they squeeze all of the abortion, socialism, liberalism, nipples, Jews, Satan, gays, masturbation, and vegan cookbooks out of the minds of their youngins.

The same goes for the current crop of “Libertarian” whiners of which, from his Facebook updates, singer/songwriter Jude seems to be a part:

McCain finally won a debate, but Obama can never lose. The real losers are any of us left with Libertarian tendencies…

There may be whispering small-l-libertarians on my shoulders and the shoulders of most self-efficacious adults; but, we shouldn’t be under the illusion that our libertarian beliefs are shared by the people whom we repeatedly send to Washington to do something.

These do-something-ners are always going to find a way to find a way to do something. And if that means creating more departments of we-gotta-save-you-all-from-yourselves and hiring more do-something-ners , they’ll find a constituency who will be dramatically supportive.

My point is, haggling over marginal issues, like the barely-moving tax rate and the pureness of a politician’s Christianity, is a lot like drinking Bud Light: You get louder and louder until you pass out and forget everything that happened. If you really want “change,” you’ve got to “get out there” and make a good impression. By their nature, whiners and self-declared losers don’t impress. It’s the reason why Obama, a black man from an underprivileged family, has done so well.

Brunswick County, NC Edition

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Dazed and confused at the Brunswick County school board meeting in Brunswick County, NC:

“It’s really a disgrace for the state school board to impose evolution on our students without teaching creationism,” county school board member Jimmy Hobbs said at Tuesday’s meeting. “The law says we can’t have Bibles in schools, but we can have evolution, of the atheists.”

The topic came up after county resident Joel Fanti told the board he thought it was unfair for evolution to be taught as fact, saying it should be taught as a theory because there’s no tangible proof it’s true.

“I wasn’t here 2 million years ago,” Fanti said. “If evolution is so slow, why don’t we see anything evolving now?”

The board allowed Fanti to speak longer than he was allowed, and at the end of his speech he volunteered to teach creationism and received applause from the audience.

When he walked away, school board Chairwoman Shirley Babson took the podium and said another state had tried to teach evolution and creationism together and failed, and that the school system must teach by the law.

“Evolution is taught because that’s what the General Assembly tells us to teach,” Babson said, adding that she doesn’t agree with it, but that students must learn it to graduate.

Now, I’m 100% sure that Joel thinks he’s a nice guy. He runs some sort of nonprofit ministry and it looks like he and his wife have adopted two children and live as pleasantly fruity Christians:

I have been and continue to be a blessed man. God has given me a family that I am thankful for. I have been married nearly 13 years. I have been back in North Carolina since 1997. My focus is living the life that is pleasing to God so that it leads others to Him.

There are a lot of earnest Joels out there who will continuously organize and whine. The Joels are half of why I support the teaching of the creation myth in place of evolution provided the school board approves.

The consequences of teaching creation as science encompass the other half of my support. It’s fun to organize and it’s fun to fight. But, the darkness that follows the expulsion of scientific inquiry is not fun. And, if the residents of these school districts are not brave enough to confront the lies of the Joels, they deserve to suffer under the patriarchy and the emotional and psychological brutality of organized religion.

Divinity is Claimed

Monday, July 28th, 2008

In a move that will surely be feverishly condemned by the Dominionism sect, the Catholic Church has released the New Community Bible, a bible that is meant to spread religious propaganda throughout India through the subversion of Indian traditions. Jeremy Page covers:

“I am sure this Bible, made in India and for Indians, will bring the word of God closer to millions of our people, not only Christians,” Oswald Gracias, the Archbishop of Bombay, said at a ceremony on the Bible’s release.

Produced by the Society of St Paul, the Bible is the first in this nation of 1.1 billion to be written in simplified English. It features 27 sketches of typical Indian scenes: one shows a family in a slum beneath skyscrapers. Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa also feature in lengthy notes interpreting the text for Indian readers.

The notes even quote Hindu scriptures, such as the Ramayana and Mahabharata epics, to help to explain Christianity to prospective converts. “We wanted to show the parallels between the themes in the Bible and in Indian religions,” Father Tony Charanghat, a spokesman for the Archbishop, said. “We’ve put the sacred text in a local context.”

The Ice Is Getting Thinner

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Marc Ambinder:

Well, now McCain is part of that discussion. And it’s a dangerous place for him to be, what with Rev. John Hagee’s anti-gay remarks (curiously unremarked upon by anyone in the McCain campaign — is the McCain campaign afraid to repudiate anti-gay remarks?), his anti-Catholic remarks (once condemned by McCain, but now McCain wants to give Hagee the benefit of the doubt)?, his millennialism (which means, as some honest McCain adviser must have explained to the candidate by now, the death of millions of innocent Muslims)… also: Jerry Falwell, and his casual association of 9/11 with the sins of homosexuality, and Rod Parsley, a man who McCain has called a “spiritual guide,” a man who has also called Islam a “false religion” and has advocated war against it and various other bad things.

Why are these folks entitled to these opinions and Wright isn’t entitled to his?

Dear Marc,

Because important White Christians hate fagots, towel-heads, and fiery niggers.

Try thinking harder next time,

Will

Tony Zirkle Edition

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Though it is not yet Sunday, this is just too good to wait. Tony Zirkle is a Republican running for Congress. Tony Zirkle fixates on religion, pornography, and Jewish people. Tony Zirkle gives a speech to about 60 neo-Nazis and white supremacists on Hitler’s birthday, April 20th:

Tony Zirkle defends himself on his campaign message board:

Socialists deserve to hear the Gospel and some of them might need it more than the average person. I took it as an opportunity to hand out an entire box of books on the life of Christ. Additionally, WWII may never have happened had we not neglected pornography and prostitution in the Jewish community. Hitler would not have had his most powerful argument when he claimed that Jews cartelled [sic] 97% of all international prostitution. Let’s not repeat history.

Tony Zirkle is long winded:

Jewish porn paints German porn as being into bondage and S&M which is just sick. If we’d stop defaming Germans for what happened generations ago, maybe they’d have better self-esteem.

I don’t think 99% of Jews are ashamed of Jews in porn space when the victims are very often white, Christian women with Christian crosses hanging around their necks. Where do you think the “Money Shot” comes from? Intentional degradation of white women right in the face.

If Jews weren’t wasting their brilliant intelligence in porn and frivolous entertainment, we’d have 200 miles per gallon vehicles and many other technological developments. Jews, as the most intelligent race in my experience (I’ve dated more Jewesses than any other category), are wasting their God-given gifts and not blessing the world as they should. Polio was appreciated. I’m not sure about Freud’s psychology, Marx’s communism or Einstein’s nuclear bomb assistance.

Jews brag about getting porn started in this nation. Now any punk with a camera can get into it. See the Jewish Quarterly article I quoted. Jewish men were the bulk of the original porn stars in the early decades. The argument was that Jewish men, with super self-confidence with the really delusional idea that they are the “chosen ones” even if they commit porn-adultery, could perform on camera. Male porn stars are now more likely to be black. We have exchanged the slave economic auction block for the porn mule one and, if you believe that one should not fear the one who can harm the body but should fear the one who can throw both body and soul into Gehenna, then the latter state of black men may be worse if that’s even possible.

[Tony Zirkle continues rambling for 300+ more words.]

I added emphasis to the “Jewesses” line because I find the “It’s okay because I have friends/fucked girls who are ______” defense funny. For more hilarity, check out Tony Zirkle’s campaign site and always keep an eye out for the great porn dragon and stay away from divorce aids.

(Really, check it out. This dude is fucking nuts.)

What Obama Said

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.

And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

Quick quiz: Is this man “clinging to” his religion or is he expressing his faith? Is he exhibiting “antipathy toward” those who aren’t like himself or is he simply indicating his unhappiness with how other people conduct their business?

I see a man who is clinging to his religion and expressing antipathy toward everyone and everything not like himself. This is the type of individual about which Obama was referring. This type of individual may make public declarations of hate. Usually though, this type of individual hates privately. He hates liberals and clings to a gun collection to stick it to the Democrats. He hates Mexicanos and clings to his belief that they are bringing down the White middle class. He hates everyone not like himself and clings to a religion to justify his hate.

Unfortunately, the media’s unquestioning coverage of this sort of thing should make a sane politico want to punch himself in the face rather than point this out. Anyone with an ax to grind will jump on this and claim that the quote was made in reference to each and every one of their small-town constituents. Already, Hillary has stated that rural folk are the greatest folk on the planet. The McCain campaign has referred to it as breathtaking “elitism and condescension.”

Since the only way to turn the quote against Obama is to claim that he was referring to all small-town blue-collar White Americans, there is a tacit admission that fundamentalists and wacko gun-hoarders are viewed as representative of the larger social orders of Christians and Second Amendment enthusiasts. Though I do find this sort of admission hilarious, I wish Republicans and opportunistic Democrats would refrain from clouding the issue with buzzwords like “elitism” when the discussion isn’t framed in a way that kisses the collective asses of their constituents.

Edward Gordon Edition

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

On second thought, this isn’t very funny. It’s actually quite frightening:

The family was gone, and we were just waiting on the funeral home to come and pick it up. When you’re alone with a corpse in a room, you suddenly realize how the corpse resembles all the other objects in the room. In other words, the corpse is just like the furniture. It has become human furniture.

Then it struck me: this is what atheists think we all are. The corpse is just a material object and nothing more. According to atheism, we are all just like the corpse: we are just material objects.

Once you believe that about human beings, you can do anything to them. Though we treat the corpse with respect for the sake of the family, we really don’t have to for any other reason. It’s just a show. You can’t respect a corpse anymore than you can a chair. A corpse is an object.

Ultimately, though atheists know they don’t dare admit it, this is the inevitable consideration atheism gives to all humanity. This is where the atheistic influence is dragging us all. If I’m wrong, all I ask is that you show me.

Edward Gordon is a Christian fundamentalist who operates Christian Cross Talk, a blog “dedicated to encouraging Christians in their faith and fighting the spiriutal [sic] war against the influence of atheism in our society.”

As we all well know, Christians have been fighting “spiritual wars” since Christianity had the backing of a state treasury. Without fail, the ultimate purpose of these wars was to extend the power of a state by claiming another state’s resources. Religion was used to grease the gears of the war machine. You were promised that, if you died in war, you would bypass those 1000 agonizing years in purgatory and go straight to heaven. This bears complete resemblance to the Islamic promise of 80,000 servants and 72 wives.

I mention this because Mr. Gordon believes:

As for the National Christian Church, we still believe that is something we need, but we don’t believe it is something that should be linked to a secular government. Better, we must advocate for a unification of denominations among all churches in the body of Christ.

A centralized Christian behemoth could fund a great war against, well, everything. Unfortunately, Mr. Gordon, who probably fantasizes about being emperor, believes he is able to and can successfully think like an atheist. But, when you read through his posts you find that Mr. Gordon is channeling his own sociopathic thoughts onto a minority about which he understands nothing. We psychology people refer to this as projection.

Take, for instance, the post Promises in the Dark. Mr. Gordon begins with this illogical proposition:

Atheists deny that consciousness is anything more than an illusion produced by the mind, and it cannot control the brain. Therefore, they must believe we have no free will over the physical circumstances that push us around. Without free will there can be no love.

What follows is a bizarre caricature of a psychopath. The psychopath is an atheist. In Mr. Gordon’s mind, the two are interchangeable. This is a great example of a condition that seems to be prevalent in religious circles: the unintegrated ego. Like a child, Mr. Gordon still views the world in terms of “all good” and “all bad.” All Christians are, ultimately, all good and should unify in their goodness under God. All atheists are, ultimately, all bad and are unified in their badness under Satan.

To minimize the cognitive dissonance created by the knowledge that he is capable of great harm, Mr. Gordon projects his own evil onto the minority upon which it is currently most popular to project (Jewish people, Black people, and gay people could say a thing or two about projection). This way, if anything goes wrong, he can blame the atheists. And, if he should accept some blame, he can say that the wrong committed by the atheists is malicious and large relative to the well-intentioned and minimal wrong committed by him.

This is an example of closed-loop processing. Mr. Gordon is always right and, if he’s wrong, he’s never as wrong as those damned atheists. I assume he ends his posts with a “prove me wrong” type statement or question in order to receive comments at which he can shake his head and believe that they don’t meet his standards of proof.

If, unlike Mr. Gordon, you are legitimately seeking an explanation regarding the differences between a theist and an atheist, this is the only answer you’ll ever need:

“normal” theist: “What a lovely day. Praise God for it!”
“normal” atheist: “What a lovely day.”

Relax and back away from the keyboard.

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

My friend Michael emailed me this post from Dilbert owner and operator Scott Adams. In short, Adams created a character named Jesus (pronounced “Hay – Soos”). In the final installment of the Hay – Soos series, Jesus returns to save everyone’s pensions. His story will never be told because Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss forgot to write it down.

Anyway, oddly enough this series offended some Christians. From Adams’ post:

Hello! Mr. Adams,

Mr. Adams I just want to tell you that I don’t really appreciate you making a mockery of my faith. I used to think that your comic strip was funny, now I think it is very disgusting and not funny at all. I have found your last comics strips in reference to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ very offensive. There is a place for everything and there is a place for humor and humor has its limits, especially when it comes to those things and issues that some of us hold as sacred. I will pray for you and that some day you may come to know Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Otherwise you will find Him some day as your judge, and He will justly judge you for your sins and whether or not you believe in Hell that day you will believe and you will repent when you see Him face to face, but then it will be too late. Repent from your wicked ways and stop making fun of my Savior.

Thanks for your time.

Pastor (name deleted).
California

My response…

Thank you for taking time out from feeding the poor to complain about comic strips. I know Jesus would have played it the same way.

Scott

The email made me wonder if people have always been this easily offended. I tend to think so because people have always wanted to destroy that which they do not understand and that which threatens their worldview.

Ironically, the Biblical Jesus became a victim of that mentality.

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