“Look out, God–behind You!”"Nothing’s the same since Julie started those wars.”“The New World has that New World smell.”
“We, the jury, find the defendant cute as a button.”
“Shoot him again, Mr. President. He doesn’t mind.”
“Yummy plague!”
“I claim this land in the name of Phyllis T. Brunell.”
“Let the ant-shaving begin!”
“No man is so tall as when he stoops to help kill a child.”
“That was no lady, that was Iraq.”
Source: Marshall Sella in Created In Darkness By Troubled Americans: The Best Of McSweeney’s Humor Category, 2004, p. 224.
