The Nappy Cat Chronicles

“If Hillary Clinton takes this by 10 or more percentage points, I’m done paying attention to this nomination process,” I told myself before the Pennsylvania primary. She took it by 10 and I plan to keep my promise to myself.

It’s not that I am a Obama shill though I find him charismatic. It’s that I find Clinton to be insufferable. We’ve had 8 years of the Bush dauphin–a mentally simple man whose followers believed that he deserved to be president twice. Clinton and her followers share the same delusion.

When he first became the national favorite, Clinton tried running to the left of Obama. But, when no one was fooled into believing that she is as politically left as Obama, she came at him as a Republican and has proceeded to divide the registered Democrats and bully her way into a brokered convention.

The rest of the election might go like this. Clinton will continue to drag Obama through the mud. Obama, fearing a split in the Democratic party that will prevent him from winning in November, will drop out of the race “for the good of the party.” Clinton will proceed to run to the left of McCain and advertise her motherly and feminine sides. She will then lose to McCain in the general election by losing Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania and losing the popular vote by 1 percentage point.

Of course, that’s my nightmare scenario. Perhaps Obama’s delegate lead will count for something at the convention, but I don’t hold my breath. The status quo loving products of incest and nepotism who reside in Washington D.C. part-time have never needed your consent.