The Nappy Cat Chronicles

Ancestry.com/MSNBC/The Today Show have a poll of the “worst, most humiliating, silliest, craziest and downright cruelest” names in the world. When I was a kid, I knew a “Plattenburger” family. They were strange.  I also knew a “Russel Finkle” in high school. He was strange too. So, despite the odds, I really hope that these kids turned out alright:

Uranus Stukey, Ghoul Nipple, Acne Fountain, Lust T. Castle, Mary A. Jerk, Ima Whore, Mutton Bucker, Hugh Jass, Fanny Whiffer, Tackle Feigenbutz, Envy Burger, Bum Snoddy, Mule E. McCart, Lard Mooney, Good Hell, Emma Royd, Noble Butt, Naught E. Bishop, Stud Duck.