The Nappy Cat Chronicles

“Look out, God–behind You!”"Nothing’s the same since Julie started those wars.”

“The New World has that New World smell.”

“We, the jury, find the defendant cute as a button.”

“Shoot him again, Mr. President. He doesn’t mind.”

“Yummy plague!”

“I claim this land in the name of Phyllis T. Brunell.”

“Let the ant-shaving begin!”

“No man is so tall as when he stoops to help kill a child.”

“That was no lady, that was Iraq.”

Source: Marshall Sella in Created In Darkness By Troubled Americans: The Best Of McSweeney’s Humor Category, 2004, p. 224.