The Top 10 Things Lists »

    By Monet's Lilacs

    Instead of working, my friend Monet’s Lilacs and I came up with a list of the top 10 things she hates and the top 10 things she loves. She’s awesome so I’m posting the lists here as her in their full and unedited glory. — Will

    The Top 10 Things I Hate!

    1. Uneducated People
    2. Educated people who don’t value education
    3. People who are proud they don’t read books
    4. Fake tits
    5. Reality TV
    6. Celebrity worship
    7. Organized religion
    8. Pro-life bumper stickers
    9. People who thinks sports and video games are important

    The Top 10 Things I Love <3

    1. Monet’s Water Lillies
    2. Springtime
    3. Chocolate
    4. Tea and Coffee
    5. Pastry and Pasta
    6. Old-fashioned Porches
    7. Quiet Time
    8. People who treat others with respect
    9. Liberals
    10. NPR
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