The Nappy Cat Chronicles

This is absurd. From my experience, a girl who’s seeking a long-term commitment will probably encourage the guy to forgo the condom. Maybe she wants to get pregnant. Or, maybe she knows that bareback is a far more pleasurable experience. Of course, in either case, she may freak out the next morning and ask her one of her girlfriends for a ride.

Robert might just be the kind of guy who’s never made a woman cum. He speaks of male sexuality as though it were all about maintaining coercion and power over the female folk. Men are from Mars and women, Venus. When you read or hear someone making a similar argument, walk away. There is more variety within both gender groups than differences between them. In other words, there is someone of the opposite sex whose personality, compulsions, and lifestyle are very similar to your personality, compulsions, and lifestyle.

But, all of that misses the point, which is condom or no condom, Plan B or no Plan B, teenagers have sex. People have sex. In a million years, nothing has stopped people from fucking each other. In fact, all attempts at stopping said fucking seem to increase said fucking. You just got to go with it and hope that your kid’s inevitable mega-crisis, caused by the recklessness attributable to an incomplete brain, is manageable. You don’t have neither the power nor the right to control all aspects of your kid’s life. In fact, exerting that much power over a kid produces some fucking creepy results.

P.S. Robert, how old do you think this girl is? Should I put a rubber on my mouse before I click her?