Advice to Would-Be Adulterers

By Will

Steven McNair’s murder should be a lesson to all men: If you have to go there, don’t have an affair with a woman under 35. Teenagers and girls in their early 20′s are especially off-limits. Ssince the restaurant industry runs on after-hours sex, having an affair with a waitress is fine. Giving gifts and making promises regarding divorce are not fine.

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