Adventures in Wedding

During the wedding day of my friend's wedding, the best man, whose name is also Mike, sent Bobby a text message.  The following exchange occurred.

Bobby to me: Hey, (Best Man) Mike just sent me a text message: “I'm going to get Mike laid tonight.”

With the night over, a note to Bobby: I think (Best Man) Mike was referring to himself in the third person, not me.


Will said…
I take it you didn't try to kill anyone this time?
Michael said…
No, I followed your advice and simply chose to double down on spoken expletives.

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