The Nappy Cat Chronicles

“I really don’t believe making mistakes means you have to give up your career,” said Mr. Rangel, a Democrat from Harlem.

This honest attitude makes me like him even more. He’s a car salesman and he doesn’t give fake business cards to acquaintances. It almost makes him a saint.

I’d like for more people to adopt his spirit. Then I could urinate in the coffee pot at work and, when asked, I’d answer, “Hey, honest mistake! They’re both round and I had to go. Whadayagunadoboutit’eh?”