The Nappy Cat Chronicles

For your enjoyment, four great CNN articles:

• Is it Time to Invade Burma? (Link)

  

  (This kid is like “Call me!” not “Invade me!”)

• Report: Fired admiral had sex at White House (Link)

  

  (From the article: “[T]he supervisor told her that ‘everybody in town knew Boomer was f’ing some bimbo[.]‘”)

• Rapper DMX faces animal cruelty, drug charges (Link)

  

  (And this is when you realize that Mr. “‘Cuz I’m tired of runnin’, remember me as the nigga that died gunnin’. Kamakaze mission, C-4 strapped to the chest. Run up in that joint, raw dog, fuck the vest.” is a washed up drug using animal abuser and that thug-rap is a silly commercial for baggy clothes.)

• Judge allegedly napped, made bailiff rub her back (Link)

  

  (From the article: “A shirtless man who answered the door at her home pointed to a “no trespassing” sign and ordered a reporter off the property…She has submitted a report from a therapist who diagnosed her with an adjustment disorder, anxiety and depression. And she produced a letter from her physician, Dr. Michael Jacobs, who said she is diabetic, uses a wheelchair because of arthritis in her feet and knees, and needs oxygen to counteract the effects of sleep apnea.”)