The Nappy Cat Chronicles

Since I had no idea when he was going to post here for the first time, I completely forgot to give him a proper introduction. My superior chum, Michael, is joining me. You may remember him from such posts as that time I commemorated his love of struggling against fascism with a half naked picture of Rob Thomas.

Michael and I have been friends since high school. We bonded over AP US History homework and race wars in my stomach. Since we mostly hate the same things, he’s an intelligent man and I’m happy that he has decided to join me.

His first post here deals with political branding. Since I mentioned high school, let me just say that I always picture conservatives as the jocks and liberals as the nerds. There’s a little scenario that I imagine called the “coming in her ear” scenario:

Jock: Look nerd. I’m just asking if there’s a chance.

Nerd: No, I keep telling you: Coming in her ear won’t make her pregnant!

Jock: Shit. What do you know, nerd. I’m going to keep fucking her ear. It’s bound to work.

Nerd: But I have data that says that you’re not getting anywhere!

Jock: And I’m fucking a girl while you’re trying to get to first base with your calculator.

But, anyway, the jocks always seem to outbreed the nerds. So I’m sure they figure it out eventually.