Is this an Onion article?
A Christian feels the love:
Rebecca Hancock told FOXNews.com that Grace Community Church, a non-denominational church in Jacksonville, Fla., was against her relationship with boyfriend Frank Young because the two were sexually active but not married.Here's advice to her: Your sex life is your business, so ignore these nutbags. Focus on teaching your children that their actions do not need to be approved by a committee of quidnuncs and high school virgins.
When she wasn’t willing to obey the church's orders to leave him, she decided to leave the church instead, allowing her two children to remain active members.
Now, she says, church elders have given her the worst ultimatum yet: In a Dec. 8 letter, they told her she either has to meet with them and end her "immoral" relationship or she will face public humiliation.