The Nappy Cat Chronicles

But I am experiencing technotranscendence.

We’re back! Contrary to published reports:

Those online during the wee hours of the sleepy Sunday evening before Martin Luther King Day received an unexpected treat when word spread that mysterious (and now disappeared) Nappy Cat Blog had abruptly leaked a complete disc’s worth of tracks from the long rumored, still untitled Beck album (now named “Guero” — slang for “fair-haired white boy” — and slated for a March 29 release).

For whatever reason, we ran a bit over bandwidth last month. So, I had to put the site offline. Skibicki was so heartbroken, he attempted to slit his wrists with a spoon. Which, of course, had him end up in a state ran asylum in New York. Because of an old wager, I lost money on the deal. It has long been speculated that Skibicki would eventually end up in an asylum. I, however, took the high and hopeful road that he would stay out of such a facility before his 30th birthday. Of course, that is what I get for being optimistic.

Now, back to reality, you can expect great nothings from the Nappy Cat Chronicles. More entries will be made and, eventually, the site will be semi-redesigned. I know the anticipation will keep me in stitches. Well, not really.

Anyway, remember.. When all of life’s problems weigh down on you