The Nappy Cat Chronicles

After turning 18 on July 2, Linday paraded around like a slut (Paris Hilton-style) for the rest of 2004, much to the delight of the paparazzi who followed the singer/actress around like a defense pursuing running back Michael Vick. Publicly, she appeared on 60 Minutes wearing nothing more than a bikini. Recently, the tabloid rumor mill has churned out charges of breast reduction and her father’s 28 day rehab sentence. Perhaps this Entertainment Weekly cover, reminiscent of Demi Moore’s Striptease cover, introduces a new “grown-up” side of Lindsay, ushering in the possibility of topless scenes and softcore porn once her singing/acting career begins to falter. Or maybe she’ll just end up on the WB.